when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
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People who say everything happens for a reason haven’t accidentally dropped their entire dinner on the floor
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You think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on Tumblr
But I notice
I always notice
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![imthebitchoftheyear:
Snoop Dogg: What people don’t know is that Tupac really kept me and my wife together. There came a point in time where I just felt like I didn’t need to be in a relationship. It was becoming a headache to me, and all these girls wanted to be with me. I was like, “F—- that, I can have any bitch that I want.” We was flying back from Belize with a gang of the homies from Death Row. [The homies] was like, “Yeah man, f—- that bitch! My baby momma ain’t sh—.” They was tellin’ me about how their relationships were. Then Pac just was like, “Man, f—- that! That’s your son’s mother. You love her. She’s the only one that’s gonna love you.” The sh— he was sayin’, it was real.
It was sounding crazy comin’ from him because he didn’t have no relationship like that. For him to tell me that, the sh— really stuck in my heart. When I got home [me and my son’s mother] pieced it back together. We worked it out and eventually got married. I gave him a lot of credit for that because I didn’t have no direction. I didn’t have nobody to talk to and I was young and I didn’t really know. His advice stood out more than the negative advice did.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0v37IIMW1rrn0eyo1_r2_250.jpg)
Snoop Dogg: What people don’t know is that Tupac really kept me and my wife together. There came a point in time where I just felt like I didn’t need to be in a relationship. It was becoming a headache to me, and all these girls wanted to be with me. I was like, “F—- that, I can have any bitch that I want.” We was flying back from Belize with a gang of the homies from Death Row. [The homies] was like, “Yeah man, f—- that bitch! My baby momma ain’t sh—.” They was tellin’ me about how their relationships were. Then Pac just was like, “Man, f—- that! That’s your son’s mother. You love her. She’s the only one that’s gonna love you.” The sh— he was sayin’, it was real.
It was sounding crazy comin’ from him because he didn’t have no relationship like that. For him to tell me that, the sh— really stuck in my heart. When I got home [me and my son’s mother] pieced it back together. We worked it out and eventually got married. I gave him a lot of credit for that because I didn’t have no direction. I didn’t have nobody to talk to and I was young and I didn’t really know. His advice stood out more than the negative advice did.
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constantly torn between being too lazy to shave my legs and too annoyed when my legs aren’t shaven
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my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet his name is joe
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When the microwave decides to heat my bowl instead of my food.
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emotional-and-from-other-land:
dear diary. why dont u ever talk back to me. is it because im fat
no, it’s because if it talked back, you would open up your soul, the diary would take over you and we all know what happened to Ginny Weasley….
get your fandom away from my innocent text post right now
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“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
(Source: nuditea, via mandalicious92)
